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Poems for some of us...

Unread post by bimjim » Wed Aug 17, 2011

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


THE MAN POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits
Who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $hit.‬

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